I am nicer than my resting bitch face. T-shirt - funny cute saying quotes women sassy sarcastic
Can't see the haters, my lashes too long. T-shirt
I feel like i'm already tired tomorrow T-shirt
I'll get over it just gotta be dramatic first. T-shirt
If you think I'm a bitch you should meet my sister. T-shirt.
If you think I'm a bitch you should meet my best friend. T-shirt.
Asshole with feelings. T-shirt
I'm worth every headache I give. T-shirt
So, apparently i have an attitude. T-shirt - funny cute sayings sassy quotes girly sarcastic
Sorry I can't hear you over the volume of my hair. T-shirt
I'm not in a bad mood, this is just how I look. T-shirt
Fuck being perfect. T-shirt
I'm not angry this is just my face. T-shirt
Disappointed but not surprised T-shirt
I throw sass around like it's confetti. T-shirt
My attitude is kinda savage but my heart is gold. T-shirt
I wanna be nice but then people happen. T-shirt
Smiling gives me wrinkles resting bitch face keeps me pretty. T-shirt
I don't make mistakes. I date them. T-shirt
I was born annoyed. T-shirt
I'm not a hot mess, I'm a spicy disaster. T-shirt
Fuck off. I mean good morning. T-shirt
Sorry I acted crazy, it will happen again. T-shirt
I got a 90's R&B type heart T-shirt
Sarcasm. It's how I hug. T-shirt
I am not anti-social I am selectively social. T-shirt
A little bit dramatic T-shirt
I wish being a bitch paid the bills T-shirt
Life update: still a mess T-shirt
If my mouth doesn’t say it, my face definitely will. T-shirt
Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is hard T-shirt
Kinda care kinda don't T-shirt
I whisper wtf to myself at least 20 times a day T-shirt
Me sarcastic never T-shirt
Sorry this girl is already taken by a sexy bearded man. T-shirt
But mercury is in retrograde T-shirt
Black is my happy colour T-shirt
Don't worry about me worry about your eyebrows T-shirt
Sassy since birth T-shirt
Kinda care kinda don't T-shirt
If you wanna impress me with your car, it better be a food truck. T-shirt
Blood type: Matte black with a hint of gold. T-shirt
University of bad bitches. T-shirt
I identify as tired. T-shirt
Me to me: bitch you stress me out. T-shirt
My rap name is lil hungry. T-shirt
Yes to masks. No to bras. Free the titty. Protect the city. T-shirt
Sunshine and champagne. T-shirt
I'm not perfect but my lashes are T-shirt
Someday i'm going to eye roll myself into another dimension. T-shirt
I say "idk" a lot but trust me, I be knowin. T-shirt
Fueled by coffee and true crime podcasts. T-shirt
Quarantine class of 2020. T-shirt
I'm made of glitter, water and anxiety. T-shirt
I'm in a really good place spiritually. So, please fuck off. Namaste. T-shirt
Probably hungry. Likely sleepy. Always cold. T-shirt
Thick thighs thin patience. T-shirt.
My mom is that bitch and I’m that bitch jr. T-shirt
I wish all my problems were as little as my boobs. T-shirt
Sarcasm. It's how I hug. T-shirt
Somewhere between psychotic & iconic. T-shirt
If I was a bird. I know who I'd shit on. T-shirt
Due to unfortunate circumstances i am awake T-shirt
I feel like 2007 Britney T-shirt
Sorry I can't hear you over the volume of my hair. T-shirt
Asshole with feelings. T-shirt
I googled my symptoms turns out I'm a bitch. T-shirt
I'm sorry did i roll my eyes out loud ? T-shirt
Hoe-pless romantic. T-shirt
Banana bread expert T-shirt
You call it hoeing around, I call it living my best life. T-shirt
I got married young so I could be divorced and happy in my 30’s. T-shirt
Hang on. Let me overthink this T-shirt
If you think I'm short you should see my patience. T-shirt
I legit don't care T-shirt
I love shoes, booze and boys with tattoos. T-shirt
My anxiety's fucking me harder than anyone ever could. T-shirt
It's a beautiful day to leave me alone T-shirt
Do I look like a fucking people person ? T-shirt
I don't ummm... Como se dice...give a fuck. T-shirt
I don't always wear black, sometimes i wear nothing T-shirt
So, apparently i have an attitude. T-shirt
Hope I’m married by 40, if not... hoewell. T-shirt
If you think I'm a bitch you should meet my sister. T-shirt.
I'm no cactus expert but I know a prick when I see one. T-shirt
This p*ssy is worth every problem I give. T-shirt
I'm exhausted from other people being fucking stupid. T-shirt
I shaved my pussy for this. T-shirt
I'm glad I have big boobs. the last thing I need is people making eye contact with me. T-shirt
Maybe if I got more tattoos and got railed, I'd calm down. T-shirt
I'm the nicest bitch ever. T-shirt
I'm a red flag but the material is quality. T-shirt
I’m a slut for fries. A potat-hoe if you will. T-shirt
She lived, served cunt, then she died. T-shirt
Here's to big titties and tight kitties. T-shirt
